She is one of the best trial judges you could ever hope to have, knowing so much about the law and evidence, which is something all judges should strive to achieve. Unfortunately, cases before her never moved, especially if the requisite paperwork you filed was “lost” somewhere after you put it in her mailbox. She would attempt to blame you for anyone else’s shortcomings, including her deputies’, her clerk’s, and her own. When my friends and I were yelled at by her, I imagined some perversion of Homey D. Clown from In Living Color yelling out, “Ilona don’t play that!”