One of my favorite websites to read used to be Inpassing.org until it became infrequently updated and then died.  Today I just hapened to see Overheard, so in the same vein, I thought I’d share a little gem that I myself heard today.

Mother of Defendant: “I guess I’m just going to have to count on God…”
Lawyer #1: “Don’t count on God; count on him.”  (Said while gesturing toward Lawyer #2.)
–Broward County Courthouse, Ft. Lauderdale