Come on baby light my fire… or living room or bedroom. Bittersweet candy for my soul.
Nov 15

In Broward we’ve recently had a few cases about masturbating in jail, and while I thought those cases were embarrassing enough for defendants, they don’t seem nearly as embarrassing as this case.  The South Dakota Supreme Court overturned a conviction for indecent exposure where a 19 year old attempted to have sex with a mannequin behind closed doors.  The Court ruled that because the boy turned off the lights, shut the door, and moved behind a desk, his actions did not constitute indecent exposure.  Poor guy said at the time that he hadn’t seen his girlfriend in a year.  And now the story’s on CNN.  It almost sounds like something from the American Pie movies, only more embarrassing.

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