South American Woman with a Heavy Accent: “I’m looking for Born for Mom.  I don’t see it.”
(Several customers’ heads turn.)
Her Boyfriend: “What!?”
South American Woman with a Heavy Accent: “I want to give her the book Born for Mom.”
Her Boyfriend:  “Oh, I thought you said porn for mom.”
–Borders Bookstore, Miami

One of my favorite websites to read used to be Inpassing.org until it became infrequently updated and then died.  Today I just hapened to see Overheard, so in the same vein, I thought I’d share a little gem that I myself heard today.

Mother of Defendant: “I guess I’m just going to have to count on God…”
Lawyer #1: “Don’t count on God; count on him.”  (Said while gesturing toward Lawyer #2.)
–Broward County Courthouse, Ft. Lauderdale